HUGE NEWS!!

Hear ye, hear ye!

Hell hath frozen over.  Swine has flown.  Stiebel hath purchased a new mattress (and a boxspring to boot.)

Yes, the rumors are true, ladies and gentlemen.  I bought a new mattress.  It arrived this morning.

Note the barely fitting bedsheet.  That's how I roll.

Anyway, tonight will be our first night together, me and my mattress.  I'm expecting a whole lot of sleeping to occur, coupled with a whole lot of drooling.  I will report on the experience in the nearby future.

Sweet dreams!

PS.  Even though my old mattress and I have parted ways, we are staying friends.  It will be living in my closet now.

my ex-mattress