So I'm in the grocery store doing some food shopping (like the responsible adult that I am), when I decide to make a pit stop in the Men's Room. No biggy.
After doing my business, I of course go to wash my hands at the sink, but as I lean over the sink, the front of my pants touches the counter. Much to my chagrin, I quickly realize the entire counter is covered in water, and the front of my pants are totally soaked!
It's like a Rorschach test:
"Okay, what's the #1 thing you see here?"
So now my pants are all messed up in front, and I'm in the middle of a grocery store. What do I do?!
Have no fear, friends! As you all know, I am a very clever and brilliant person, and I think quickly on my feet. Like MacGyver, but with no shame.
What was my solution? Simple! Untuck my shirt and cover the "evidence".
Yes, this is the second picture I took of myself in the public bathroom.
And yes, that is some guy walking behind me, probably thinking
"Why the hell is this perv taking a picture of his crotch in the mirror?"
"Why the hell is this perv taking a picture of his crotch in the mirror?"
Just another day in the life of Stiebel.
I'm sitting in building 54 in a lounge on the 9th floor reading this and just started laughing hysterically, loudly and somewhat riotously.
ReplyDeleteSo worth it.
This post just rocks. Thanks, my friend. :)