Heard in the office this week

Person 1: (to everone in the room) Who here likes peanut butter jelly sandwiches?
Person 2: Eh...I don't like peanut butter.
Person 3: What?! Do you also not like freedom?
Person 2: It's too crunchy
Person 3: Crunchy like liberty?

(Not funny?  C'mon! It's a patriotic joke about peanut butter.  It *must* be funny!  Or I guess you just had to be there.)