Chapstick

Thing I learned today:  If you are in the office and in need of chapstick, don't call the guy in charge of office supplies.  He does not stock chapstick in his supply closet (and he will also laugh at you.)

Late

We've all been late for the train or bus.  It happens.  But sometimes you get lucky and the train is also running late, so you actually end up catching the train.

But you know you're really running late when you still miss your train, even though it showed up 30 minutes late.