Person 1: (to everone in the room) Who here likes peanut butter jelly sandwiches?
Person 2: Eh...I don't like peanut butter.
Person 3: What?! Do you also not like freedom?
Person 2: It's too crunchy
Person 3: Crunchy like liberty?
(Not funny? C'mon! It's a patriotic joke about peanut butter. It *must* be funny! Or I guess you just had to be there.)
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Gotta love Derrick
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