My synagogue in Chicago sends out an email to the congregation every week with announcements and whatnot.
Background 2:
A shokhet is a trained kosher meat butcher, who knows the various Jewish laws pertaining to how to properly slaughter meat for kosher consumption (cows, chickens, etc.)
Understand the background?
Ok, good. Now you should understand why the following announcement in this week's synagogue email made me laugh.
Please welcome our new intern Aaron, who will be with us for the first time next week. Aaron is a certified schokhet, and he is looking forward to meeting everyone.Hide yo kidz! Hide yo wife!
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